Blazernut (Blade on GMTN) sent this to me.
Mall crawlin at the last GMTN meet in Tulalip, WA.

The owner of that Chevy truck in the background was like "I have as much ground clearance as you do! I can do that," and then proceeded to try. A minute or so of tires spinning and general failing later, he discovered why lockers are a good idea.
Then casino security came...