Zombiekiller puts on a lift

[zombiekiller]

Oh! $nap... here's a lifted pic with my new predator fog and driving lights . And a wicked sick turbo rumbling exaust and custom fab 50+ hp tip with vortex in the air ram filter vortex out the tail pipe.. sounds like a fn jet. I did all the custom work on his tb... 0- 60 in 5 sec drift machine when its wet or raining..truck redlines to 7000 rpm in every gear..love this suv.... got the new rough country hydo$ on the way...

[zombiekiller]

The rough country rep recommended the 9102 for the front and 9134 for the back... these are designed for suv tb's with a 2-3 " lift just in case anyone wanted to. Get them... $29 for 8000 model $36 for 9000 $3 for a choice of 4 colored shock boots...

[That1Guy]

Oh! $nap... here's a lifted pic with my new predator fog and driving lights . And a wicked sick turbo rumbling exaust and custom fab 50+ hp tip with vortex in the air ram filter vortex out the tail pipe.. sounds like a fn jet. I did all the custom work on his tb... 0- 60 in 5 sec drift machine when its wet or raining..truck redlines to 7000 rpm in every gear..love this suv.... got the new rough country hydo$ on the way...

Dude, literally, are you retarded? Take all the auto zone extras off and the truck would look pretty decent. That isn't the problem though. Hopefully you are joking about your exhaust tip, because there is no way you got 50 hp out of it. Highly doubt it will do 0-60 in 5 seconds, and please post pics when you get out of the hospital from rolling after one of your drift sessions.

And good lick fitting that 9102 SHOCK on the front where a STRUT goes.

[zombiekiller]

Oh! $nap... here's a lifted pic with my new predator fog and driving lights . And a wicked sick turbo rumbling exaust and custom fab 50+ hp tip with vortex in the air ram filter vortex out the tail pipe.. sounds like a fn jet. I did all the custom work on his tb... 0- 60 in 5 sec drift machine when its wet or raining..truck redlines to 7000 rpm in every gear..love this suv.... got the new rough country hydo$ on the way...

Dude, literally, are you retarded? Take all the auto zone extras off and the truck would look pretty decent. That isn't the problem though. Hopefully you are joking about your exhaust tip, because there is no way you got 50 hp out of it. Highly doubt it will do 0-60 in 5 seconds, and please post pics when you get out of the hospital from rolling after one of your drift sessions.

And good lick fitting that 9102 SHOCK on the front where a STRUT goes.

No need tho hate on a playa g... that's what the jeep grand with the hemi said too... if u ever head out to cali I can take ur pink slip and tow u out if u need it.

[bartonmd]

You hear that "thud" sound? That's my head hitting the desk. Yes, this completely skipped the face-palm, and went straight to spitting my coffee on the keyboard, and my head hitting the desk.

so, uh... What kind of super-adhesive did you spray it with, before you drove through the JC Whitney catalog?

I love mods done for the sake of modding... Report to the "ghetto fab / hack jobs" thread, STAT!

So... Did the Hemi GC know you were racing, and was he racing? I get that on my sportbike all the time... I'm just taking off "normal", and I see some high school kid in what is usually a "not fast" car, rowing through the gears with a big grin on his face, like he can't believe he's actually keeping up with an 1100cc sportbike in a "race." I usually just shake my head or ignore them, but sometimes I downshift a couple times, and twist the throttle, just to see the look on their face at the next light (if they pull up to me), or when they do a "ricer flyby" 2 miles later, after I've slowed down to the speed limit, and they're FINALLY up to 80 or so...

Mike

[JoeyT]

so, uh... What kind of super-adhesive did you spray it with, before you drove through the JC Whitney catalog?

Rofl. I was thinking the same thing. As far as his mods giving him 50 hp I believe it. My led tag lights alone gave me 75 hp. I'm hoping the offroadtb stickers I have coming will give me another 30 hp.

[Hatchet669]

[Zero]

aside from the amusing crap this guys posts.....could we just delete this thread.....my brain hurts from trying to translate what he has typed into english.....the pics are soo small its hard to see everything he has done wrong, and his constant yamering about bullshit mods, getting bullshit performance gains has made me envy the deaf and the blind.

My friend, I dont know where you get your parts, or your work done....but you have been mis informed about what form and function is, and how to increase HP.

As for beating a jeep....wow congrats....ive never heard that done before.....thats sarcasm by the way!!!!......dude its a //// jeep, with a POS "Hemi" engine.....who gives a crap......if you want to talk about drifting a lifted suv, racing illegally on the streets do it somewhere else. Cause i wont tolerate it, or waste anymore of my precious time reading about it.

Grow up, smarten up, and for God sakes.....fix your grammar.

[janesy86]

I've been thoroughly amused...

[Trail X]

I've been thoroughly amused...

That's why I haven't banned him yet.

[bdp1978]

No way should this thread be deleted. This just made my entire day, not to mention all the new 2011 catalogs are coming out so it should continue it's epic glue-on journey.

I love the additional lighting, Autozone must LOVE this guy. Talk about clearing out the $20 dress-up aisle.

[bdp1978]

"Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now."

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[Gordinho80]

Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were younger?

[Opeth]

bwahahaha.... this thread has gotten soo much better.

[Zero]

Maybe he grew up under power lines?

[Gordinho80]

In all seriousness... you're vehicle is not properly equipped to run over zombies. You've got no radiator protection there. 2 or 3 zombies in, your lower rad is going to be torn up. You need an MDB radiator skid. While you're at it, you should get the bumper as well, have Mike weld on a grille guard as well. You'll be happy you did.

[get_over_it]

Personally I'd love to see how far he goes with his Zombifacation process! Bumper, Exoskeleton cage, even maybe a Machine Gun Turret and/or hood mounted flame thrower!

At least when the Zombie Apocalypse comes he will feel safe; well that is until he runs over his first Zombie and all his mods fall off!

[That1Guy]

No need tho hate on a playa g... that's what the jeep grand with the hemi said too... if u ever head out to cali I can take ur pink slip and tow u out if u need it.

Oh im sorry I didn't know you beat a jeep. /end sarcasm. In all seriousness though, I do live in Cali and if I ever saw that thing I would probably be embarrassed.

[djthumper]

if u ever head out to cali I can take ur pink slip and tow u out if u need it.

What part of Cali are you in? I want to make sure I steer clear of that area the next time I go to Cali. Oh yeah warn me when you come to Vegas so I can make sure I am out of town at the time.

I REALLY feel sorry for you Cali guys...

[OregTrailBlazin]

This thread is so full of WIN!! It has just made my day...

In all seriousness... you're vehicle is not properly equipped to run over zombies. You've got no radiator protection there. 2 or 3 zombies in, your lower rad is going to be torn up. You need an MDB radiator skid. While you're at it, you should get the bumper as well, have Mike weld on a grille guard as well. You'll be happy you did.

I don't know if it could even get up to 3 before he destroys that radiator. He has enough money to spend at AutoZone, so he should be able to send mike a check, assuming he's got a checking account.. Scratch that.. Money order.. Anyways, I'm sure he can put a few spikes on it too, so the zombies stick, to make sure you grind them up thoroughly before they spit out the back.

On a Serious note, we need people like this when the Zombie Apocalypse happens. Who else are we going to harvest the valuable (vehical) parts from!?! There are Sheep, and there are SheepDogs, the world needs both!!